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(Message started by: Hound_Dogg on May 22^nd, 2003, 12:34pm)

Title: You might be a Republican if:
Post by Hound_Dogg on May 22^nd, 2003, 12:34pm

10) You've named your kids "Deduction 1" and "Deduction 2".

9) You're a pro-lifer, but support the Death Penalty.

8) You don't think the "Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.

7) You've ever called a waitress or secretary "Tootsie".

6) You point to "Hootie & the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America.

5) You've ever to referred someone as my "(insert racial or ethnic minority here)" friend.

4) You answer to "The Man".

3) You've ever yelled "Hey hippie, get a haircut."

2) You've ever uttered the phrase "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches.'

1) You fax the FBI a daily "Commies in my neighborhood" spread sheet.

Title: Re: You might be a Republican if:
Post by Live4Fun on Jun 8^th, 2003, 4:29pm

# 2 -- # 2 !!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: You might be a Republican if:
Post by BobG on Jun 10^th, 2003, 7:02am

My Mexican friend said to post this but the my Black friend said don't but I just gotta go do it. It's the RINO way...........

1) You fax the FBI a daily "Commies in my ~~neighborhood~~" Cluster.com spread sheet.

And we should bomb all the sons of bitches, long haired hippie freeks.

And I've never called a waitress Tootsie. My waitress is Babe. She calls me Hon (but that's not my real
name)

And #6 is partially correct.

And Flanders is a fruitcake and should get the death penalty just for the hell-of-it..

;D