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(Message started by: tedski on May 14^th, 2003, 10:05am)

Title: Notice
Post by tedski on May 14^th, 2003, 10:05am

Notice to people who visit my home:
1. The dog lives here. You don't.
2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off my furniture.
3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you. What's your
point?
4. OF COURSE he smells like a dog.
5. It's his nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff
his.
6. I like him a lot better than I like most people.
7. To you he's a dog. To me he's an adopted son who is short, hairy,
walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. I have no problem with any of
these things.
8. Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the
time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your
car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry
about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes,
don't listen to loud, stupid music, don't need a gazillion dollars for college,
and if they get pregnant you can sell the pups.
9. A dog will love you no matter how grumpy you feel, and even when you
look like a road that needs repair you are still beautiful and handsome to
him. Can you beat that?
10. Yes, he may have an accident and pee on your leg. But he's not being
hostile; no doubt he finds you -- and your leg -- hard to resist. Take it as a compliment.

Title: Re: Notice
Post by Elaine on May 15^th, 2003, 4:24pm

Thats going on my Door not my refridgerator !!!
Its so true!!!