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(Message started by: tedski on May 9^th, 2003, 11:41pm)

Title: Happy marriage
Post by tedski on May 9^th, 2003, 11:41pm

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding
anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the
talk of the town. "What a peaceful and loving couple."

A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret
of their long and happy marriage.

Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the
bottom of the canyon on a pack mule. We hadn't gone too
far when my wife's mule stumbled.

My wife quietly said, "That's once." We proceeded a
little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my
wife quietly said, "That's twice."

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the
third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her
purse and shot the mule dead.

I started an angry protest over her treatment of the
mule, when she looked at me, and quietly said,
"That's once.

And we lived happily ever after."
;)