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(Message started by: Big_Dan on Apr 14^th, 2003, 5:32pm)

Title: For the boys....
Post by Big_Dan on Apr 14^th, 2003, 5:32pm

What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs?...

Nice tits!!
......................

A woman is on an airliner when the captain comes on and says that both engines have failed and the plane will be crashing.

The woman stands and shouts: "I can't die like this! I need a man to come over here and make me feel like a woman before I go!"

A tall, dark, muscular man in the back stands, walks up to her, and takes off his shirt. He then says: "You want me to make you feel like a woman?"

The woman responds: "Yes, yes I certainly do!"

The man then hands her his shirt and says: "Then iron this for me."

..... ;D

-Big Dan