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(Message started by: arby on Mar 1st, 2003, 11:19am)
Title: DIRTY OLD MEN
Post by arby on Mar 1st, 2003, 11:19am
Just thought since I'm new I should give you some small smile to go with the great laughs you have given me through my teary eye.

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.  They sit down and engage in animated conversation.  The lady behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come.  Den two asses come together.  I come once-a-more.  Two asses dey come together again.  I come again and pee twice.  Then I come one lasta time.”

“You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed swine.” Retorted the lady indignantly.  Really, in this day and age…….”

“Hey coola down lady.” Said the man.  “Who talkin about sexa?  I’ma justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella ‘Mississippi’…”
:D
Title: Re: DIRTY OLD MEN
Post by woobie on Mar 3rd, 2003, 8:49am
LMMFQO~!


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