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Title: A Little Sumthin for everyone~ Post by woobie on Feb 28th, 2003, 3:49pm State Mottos... Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Car Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, The Kennedy's Don't Own It Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Little Else Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada: Hookers And Poker; Poker And Hookers ! ! New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey: You Want A F**kin Motto? I Got Your F**kin Motto Right Here! New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma: Just Like The Play, Only No Singing Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal Rhode Island: We're Not Really An Island South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee: The Educashun State Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English) Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont: Yep Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? West Virginia: One Big Happy Family.......Really ! ! Wisconsin: Come Here And Cut The Cheese Wyoming: Where Men Are Men.....And The Sheep Are Nervous! |
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Title: Re: A Little Sumthin for everyone~ Post by Hound_Dogg on Mar 2nd, 2003, 8:52am Just wanted to clarify Jersey's Motto...It's actually You'se Want A F**kin Motto? I Got Your F**kin Motto Right cheer". |
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Title: Re: A Little Sumthin for everyone~ Post by woobie on Mar 3rd, 2003, 8:42am LOL - Hound Sounds like that in Chicago too~ Tina :-* |
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