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(Message started by: Mark C on Feb 27^th, 2003, 7:48am)

Title: Life Savers
Post by Mark C on Feb 27^th, 2003, 7:48am

A College professor was doing a study, testing the senses of first-graders. Using a bowl of Lifesavers, he gave all of the children the same kind of Lifesaver,

one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children's replies:

"Red..................cherry";

"Yellow...............lemon";

"Green................lime";

"Orange...............orange".

Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well, he said, I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out, and screamed, "Everybody, spit them out - they're not a very nice persons

Title: Re: Life Savers
Post by woobie on Mar 3^rd, 2003, 8:51am

Aw man... did that get censored?? dang it..
i got that email.. and it's really funny... just so everyone knows... LOL
Tina