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(Message started by: sailpappy on Feb 24^th, 2003, 12:00am)

Title: Sunday Morning Sex
Post by sailpappy on Feb 24^th, 2003, 12:00am

;D ;DSunday Morning Sex:

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old
grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, "
replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we
figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding ... and out on the
Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear, and continued, "and if that
damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today ;) :o ::) ;D Pappy