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(Message started by: shipo on Feb 7^th, 2003, 4:10am)

Title: I'm going to be a builder when i grow up
Post by shipo on Feb 7^th, 2003, 4:10am

Beware the foul language all ::)

Little Martin is 4 years old,one day while he was pestering his mother she said"why don't you go across the street and watch the builders work,maybe you'll learn something"
Martin was gone about two hours,when he came home his mother asked him what he had learnt. Martin replied.."well first you put the godamn door up,then the son of a bitch doesn't fit so you have to take the cock sucker down then you have to shave a thingy hair off each side and put the mother fucker back up"
Martin's mother was horrified and said"wait till your father gets home"
When Martin's father got home Martin's mum told him to ask Martin what he had learnt today.
When Martin told him the whole story,dad said "Martin go outside and get me a switch your in trouble boy"
Martin replied "get fucked that's the electricians job"