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(Message started by: woobie on Feb 6^th, 2003, 10:16pm)

Title: The Miracle of Toilet Paper LMAO!!!
Post by woobie on Feb 6^th, 2003, 10:16pm

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of
the mirror, complaining to her husband that her
breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not
so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece
of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years.", he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my
breasts grow over the years?"

Without missing a beat the husband says "Worked
for your ass; didn't it?"

LMAO!! LOL!

Tina :-*

Title: Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper LMAO!!!
Post by shipo on Feb 7^th, 2003, 3:35am

LMAO woobie, i'll pay that one mate ;D

Title: Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper LMAO!!!
Post by cerebus on Feb 17^th, 2003, 8:51am

HA HA HA HA HA
;D

Title: Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper LMAO!!!
Post by woobie on Mar 3^rd, 2003, 8:45am

on 02/17/03 at 08:51:45, cerebus wrote:

HA HA HA HA HA
;D

Ummmmm HoNEY???? WHY is that so funny?? What are you trying to say?? hmmmmmmmmmm??

Your wife, Tina