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(Message started by: Margi on Jan 21^st, 2003, 5:05pm)

Title: For the girls.
Post by Margi on Jan 21^st, 2003, 5:05pm

Three people died at exactly the same time on the same day. When they arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter addressed each one separately. The first, an electrical engineer, stood nervously by as his resume was scrutinized. Finally, St. Peter looked up and said, 'One last thing...spell "God".' The man complied and was ushered through the gates.

The next applicant, a salesman, turned pale when his background was being checked, but was also asked to spell "God". He too passed through the gates.

The final applicant, an attractive businesswoman, was upset when she discovered that she would have to submit to a test after having led an exemplary life. "Come on," she protested, "I spent my life succeeding in a man's world. I've had to fight for every promotion. I've had to take lower pay than men doing the same job. I've been harassed by a sexist boss, and now you're giving me a hard time?"

"Relax," pleaded St. Peter, "it's only a little test. Spell "Czechoslovakia"." :o