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(Message started by: sailpappy on Jan 6^th, 2003, 2:01pm)

Title: I appologize in advance!
Post by sailpappy on Jan 6^th, 2003, 2:01pm

;D ;D2 Brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a
while they got to know each other so well, they
decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom. The other
the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white
dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his
tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the
wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said
to the groom-broom "I think I am going to have a
little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
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Are you ready for this!!?
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Brace yourself; this is going to hurt...
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Really bad...
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"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER

Title: Re: I appologize in advance!
Post by Hound_Dogg on Jan 7^th, 2003, 12:34pm

That's almost as bad as....................................................

"A piece of string walks into a bar and tells the Bartender..."Give me a beer."
Well the bartender tells the string that we don't serve strings, here. This is a respectable establishment. So the string walks outside & cuts himself in half with a pair of scissors and ties the cut end into a knot. The string again walks into the bar and tells the Bartender..."Give me a beer."
The Bartender says..."Aren't you that piece of string that I just kicked out."
The string says "No..........................................................................................................................................................................................................,Im a FRAYED KNOT."