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(Message started by: sailpappy on Jan 3^rd, 2003, 11:15pm)

Title: Don't Choke in Texas
Post by sailpappy on Jan 3^rd, 2003, 11:15pm

;D ;D
Don't Choke in Texas
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Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash
the trail dust from
their throats.
They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about
current cattle
prices. Suddenly, a
woman at a nearby table who is eating sandwich, begins to
cough. After a
minute or so,
it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya
swaller?"
The woman shakes her head, no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and
shakes her head.
The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back
of her dress,
yanks down her
panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks in a
circular motion.
The woman is so
shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her
mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly
back to the bar
and takes a drink
from his beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of
that there "Hind
Lick maneuver, but I
ain't never seen nobody do it before."
Pappy