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(Message started by: kim on Jan 3^rd, 2003, 3:51pm)

Title: ATM
Post by kim on Jan 3^rd, 2003, 3:51pm

MEN

1) Drive up to the cash machine.

2) Lower your car window.

3) Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4) Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5) Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6) Raise window.

7) Drive off.

WOMEN

1) Drive up to cash machine.

2) Back up to align car window to machine.

3) Set parking brake, lower the window.

4) Find handbag; remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.

5) Turn the radio down.

6) Attempt to insert card into machine.

7) Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car.

8) Insert card.

9) Re-insert card right side up.

10) Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back
page.

11) Enter PIN.

12) Press cancel and reenter correct PIN.

13) Enter amount of cash required.

14) Check make up in rear view mirror

15) Retrieve cash and receipt.

16) Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17) Place receipt in back of checkbook.

18) Re-check makeup.

19) Drive two feet forward.

20) Back up to cash machine.

21) Retrieve card.

22) Re-empty hand bag, locate cardholder, and place card into the slot
provided.

23) Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers waiting
behind.

24) Restart stalled engine and drive away.

25) Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

26) Release Parking Brake.

:D