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(Message started by: kim on Dec 17th, 2002, 3:02pm)

Title: Seuss Words to the Wiser
Post by kim on Dec 17th, 2002, 3:02pm
DR. SEUSS ON AGING

                 I cannot see  
             I cannot pee  
             I cannot chew  
             I cannot screw  
             Oh, my God, what can I do?  
             My memory shrinks  
             My hearing stinks  
             No sense of smell  
             I look like hell  
             My mood is bad -- can you tell?  
             My body's drooping  
             Have trouble pooping  
             The Golden Years have come at last  
             The Golden Years can kiss my ass  :D



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