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(Message started by: SommelierCH on Dec 3^rd, 2002, 3:36am)

Title: Eleven
Post by SommelierCH on Dec 3^rd, 2002, 3:36am

A sixth grade teacher asks her class the question, "What body part, when stimulated increases to 10 times it's normal size?"
Little Suzy stands up and says, "What kind of teacher are you? Asking 6th graders a question like that? I'm gonna tell my parents and the principal and you'll be fired!"
The teacher ignores Suzy and asks the question again... little Johnny puts his hand up and says, "the pupil."
The teacher says, "That's right Johnny."
The teacher then turns to Suzy and says, "I have just three things to say to you missy. One, you have a dirty mind, two, you didn't read your homework, and three, you are going to be very disappointed when you grow up!"

Title: Re: Eleven
Post by Ted on Dec 3^rd, 2002, 3:39am

Put these all in one post and not a whole shitload of them, will you? Most of these jokes suck anyway and you're pushing down posts from people looking for help.

Title: Re: Eleven
Post by Peppermint on Dec 3^rd, 2002, 8:51am

finally!... ::)

Title: Re: Eleven
Post by bwags on Dec 14^th, 2002, 8:54am

SommerlierCH, Thanks for the jokes!! It was along night with the beast and a better morning with a few smiles after reading all your post.

Ted must of been on the wrong page.

Thanks for taking the time to do all that.

bpwags

Title: Re: Eleven
Post by SommelierCH on Dec 15^th, 2002, 8:01pm

bwags,

Thanks so much, that's all I wanted to do. I saw that there was very little happening here, so I jumped in. Then it seemed like I was on another planet, it's good to meet some one from earth. :)

David J.