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(Message started by: kim on Nov 25^th, 2002, 4:46pm)

Title: HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Post by kim on Nov 25^th, 2002, 4:46pm

CHRISTMAS CAKE Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Vodka
Sample the vodka to check quality.
Take a out a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is
shtill OK.
Try another cup .... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the
cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next,
sift two cups of salt.
Or something. Who giveshz a shit.
Check the vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you
can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forgetto beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl
through the window, Finish the
vodka and kick the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS!