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(Message started by: gladi0la on Nov 25^th, 2002, 9:43am)

Title: 2 trees...
Post by gladi0la on Nov 25^th, 2002, 9:43am

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the
woods.

A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says it cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in!"