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(Message started by: Mr.Happy on Nov 22^nd, 2002, 11:45am)

Title: Breakfast Fun!
Post by Mr.Happy on Nov 22^nd, 2002, 11:45am

Mrs. Happy called/yelled at me, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

I asked her, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

She said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

I decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She showed me where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. I studied the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, then turned to her and said,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

I held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then we’ll put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."