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(Message started by: nancyc on Nov 18^th, 2002, 2:53pm)

Title: Presidents...tee hee hee
Post by nancyc on Nov 18^th, 2002, 2:53pm

The last 4 presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they are taken
toOz.

They finally make it to the Emerald City and go before the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?'

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I've come for some courage."

"NO PROBLEM," says the Wizard. "WHO'S NEXT?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward: "Well......I....I....I think I need a
brain."

"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL
OZ?"

Up steps George Bush Sr - "I'm told by the American people that I need a

heart."

"I'VE HEARD THIS IS TRUE," says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."

There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing
there,
looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally
asks,
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"Is Dorothy here?"..................smiles, nancyc