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(Message started by: gladi0la on Nov 15^th, 2002, 9:46pm)

Title: works every time..
Post by gladi0la on Nov 15^th, 2002, 9:46pm

The bartender served a woman a glass of orange juice. The man sitting next to her, turned to her and said, "This is a special day; I'm celebrating."

"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.

"What are you celebrating?" he asked.

"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered. "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass."As it happens I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."

"How did it happen?" asked the woman.

"I switched cocks." Said the man.

"What a coincidence," she replied