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(Message started by: gladi0la on Nov 4^th, 2002, 12:51pm)

Title: I WANNA BE A BEAR
Post by gladi0la on Nov 4^th, 2002, 12:51pm

I WANNA BE A BEAR

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.----
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.----
I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.----
I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.----
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup..... I wanna be a bear!!!!!!!