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(Message started by: gladi0la on Nov 4^th, 2002, 12:48pm)

Title: roll your own
Post by gladi0la on Nov 4^th, 2002, 12:48pm

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the right aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. The salesgirl, confused, queries, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?"

He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers, just because it is sooooooo much cheaper.

So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!!!!"