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(Message started by: Margi on Oct 23^rd, 2002, 9:34am)

Title: Time for the Girls to go Home
Post by Margi on Oct 23^rd, 2002, 9:34am

CLUES TO CALLING IT A NIGHT YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN...
>
> 1. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room.
>
> 2.You suddenly decide you want to kick someone's ass.
>
> 3. In your last trip to pee you realize you now look
> more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
>
> 4.You drop your 3:00 am burrito on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating.
>
> 5. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
>
> 6.You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.
>
> 7. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.
>
> 8. You've stated to sound like Jessie Ventura for the 60 cigarettes you've smoked, because(as you've mentioned like 10 times by now) you only smoke when you drink.
>
> 9. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just tonic, but that's just because you can no longer taste the gin or vodka.
>
> 10. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way but...."
>
> 11. Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
>
> 12. You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they really want to.
>
> 13. The man who is buying you drinks is your nasty not a very nice person ex-boyfriend, and you are feeling frisky. (time to go home alone).
>
> 14. Your find out the man who you have been dancing
with, kissing passionately, and who is taking your clothes off, on the dance floor, used to be a kid you
baby-sat, or is your sons age.
>
> 15. You've been to the ATM 6 times already and it's
suddenly dawned on you that, "Rent just isn't a big deal
this month.."

Title: Re: Time for the Girls to go Home
Post by Peppermint on Oct 26^th, 2002, 11:41am

Dag, Margi...
I made it through a random pick of these last night....
just put me out of my misery now.... please..... :P