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(Message started by: kim on Oct 17^th, 2002, 8:11am)

Title: Yoga anyone?
Post by kim on Oct 17^th, 2002, 8:11am

>Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their sexual activities.
>The first told the second that sometimes she gets her husband excited at
>night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting both legs behind
>her head, yoga style.
>
>The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that night when
>her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed, she got totally
>naked
>and began the process of putting her legs behind her head.
>
>The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit arthritic,
>but she finally got it. She had an even tougher time with the second leg,
>so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head.
>However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped slightly
>backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air.
>
>It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom.
>
>"Gladys!" he exclaimed, "for heavens sake, comb your hair and put your
>teeth
>in .... You look like an not a very nice person" .

:o ;D