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(Message started by: kim on Oct 10^th, 2002, 5:44pm)

Title: Every Good Man Needs a Good Frog
Post by kim on Oct 10^th, 2002, 5:44pm

MY HUSBAND IS 76 YEARS OLD AND LOVES TO FISH. HE WAS SITTING IN HIS BOAT THE
OTHER DAY WHEN HE HEARD A VOICE SAY, "PICK ME UP." HE LOOKED AROUND AND
COULD NOT SEE ANY ONE. HE THOUGHT HE WAS DREAMING WHEN HE HEARD THE VOICE
AGAIN, "PICK ME UP." HE LOOKED IN THE WATER AND THERE FLOATING ON THE TOP
WAS A FROG. MY HUSBAND SAID "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME"?THE FROG SAID, "YES,
I'M TALKING TO YOU. PICK ME UP AND KISS ME AND I'll TURN INTO THEMOST
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN AND WILL GIVE YOU THE MOST WONDERFUL
SEXUAL PLEASURES THAT YOU HAVE EVER DREAMED OF." MY HUSBAND LOOKED AT THE
FROG FOR A SHORT TIME AND THEN REACHED OVER AND PICKED IT UP CAREFULLY,
PLACING IT IN HIS FRONT BREAST POCKET. THEN THE FROG SAID, "WHAT! ARE YOU
NUTS? DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? I SAIDKISS ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU
SEXUAL PLEASURES LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER HAD."HE OPENED HIS POCKET, LOOKED AT
THE FROG AND SAID, "AT MY AGE I'D RATHER HAVE A TALKING FROG