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(Message started by: echo on Oct 10^th, 2002, 12:42pm)

Title: Magic Mirror
Post by echo on Oct 10^th, 2002, 12:42pm

Lena loves garage sales. Finding a mirror at one garage sale she was informed that it has magic capabilities. The seller told her she needed to place the mirror on a table in the SW corner of a bed room, additionaly the mirror needed to lean at a 23 degree angle and be 32" from the floor.
Lena did as instructed looked at the mirror and said "Mirror mirror on the table give me a Farah Facett hair styly if you're able"
Poof -- done
Then she said "Mirror mirrow on the table dress me in a blue gown if your able"
Poof -- Done
The she looked at her minimal chest and said " Mirror mirror on the table give me some Dolly Parton boobs if your able"
Poof -- Done, destroyed her gown and asked for another.
Lena was standing in the door way when her husband Ole came home. Needless to say he was quite impressed.
Ole went to the mirror and asked for and new hair style, loss of his beer gut and a tux. Each was given.
Then he looked at Lena's chest again and thought of his johnson. "Mirror mirror on the table make my johnson large enough to reach the floor if you're able.
Poof -- His legs fell off at the hips.

Moral -- be specific!