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(Message started by: Lapsi_Harmaahapsi on Oct 10^th, 2002, 4:01am)

Title: about love
Post by Lapsi_Harmaahapsi on Oct 10^th, 2002, 4:01am

A quote from a book. I'll change the names so I won't spoil you. The boy is slightly altered genetically .

"So you love me," said Jill softly when the kiss ended.
"I'm a raging mass of hormones that I'm too young to understand," said Jack. "You're a female of a closely related species. Accorging to all the best primatologists, I really have no choice."

Edit:

"Jill," said Jack. "I'm not going to have any children. Ever."
"Fortunately," said Jill, "the man never does."
She doubted she could ever persuade Jack to change his mind. With luck, though, the uncontrollable desires of the adolescent male might accomplish what reasonable discussion never could. Despite what he thought, Jack was human; and no matter what species he belonged to, he was definitely a mammal. His mind might say no, but his body would shout yes much louder.

I KNEW i've been had.