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Title: quotes from ladies in the know Post by kim on Oct 3rd, 2002, 6:56pm Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong ........................................................................ My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck- ................................................................... I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr- ....................................................................... The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73) ........................................................................ I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber- ............................................................ Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen- ....................................................................... Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. -Jan King- ............................................................. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man--if you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher- ............................................................... Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin- ..................................................................... A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow- ....................................................................... Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt- ..................................................................... Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky- ...................................................................... Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis- ....................................................................... A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome- ......................................................................... Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited- ........................................................................... Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton- .......................................................................... If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine Aird- ....................................................................... When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! -Kathy Buckley- ...................................................................... I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . . and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton- ........................................................................ You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong- .......................................................................... If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton- .......................................................................... I think---therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead- ...................................................................... Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson ........................................................................ I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinheim- |
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