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(Message started by: Marshall_D on Sep 27^th, 2002, 4:18pm)

Title: Buried Finances
Post by Marshall_D on Sep 27^th, 2002, 4:18pm

A rich old man, worth 300 million, gathers his three closest confidants to his death-bed. His Priest, his Doctor & his Lawyer. The old man says to the three, " All my relatives have treated me horribly and are all very selfish, so I'll tell you what I want you to do". "After I'm buried, I want each of you to throw 100 million dollars into my casket." "They say you can't take it with you, but I'm gonna try".

Well, a week goes by and the old man dies. At his funeral the Doctor, Priest, and Lawyer throw an envelope into the casket, before it is lowered into the ground. Afterwards, they meet at a restaurant. After a while the Doctor says, "I've got a level with you guys". "My hospital needed a new wing dedicated to Cluster Headaches, and you know how those bastards suffer". " I used 20 million for the new Cluster Headache Center, so I only put 80 million into the casket". Then the Priest says, "I also have a confession to make". " My church needed 25 million for the homeless orphans, so I only put 75 million into the casket". Finally, the Lawyer, who is red-faced with anger says, "You bastards!!! The poor old man had a request he made on his deathbed, and a person of the cloth, and someone who is supposed to First do no harm, couldn't obey his wishes!!!" Now me, I put a CHECK in for the full amount :o :o :o