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(Message started by: rtiger on Sep 22^nd, 2002, 8:49am)

Title: BET THIS
Post by rtiger on Sep 22^nd, 2002, 8:49am

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of money. She
insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account
because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff
finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right! The bank
president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied,
"$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president
was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm
surprised you're carrying so much cash around. "Where did you get this money?"
The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of
bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls
are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win
that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little
old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my
lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a>witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident
president. That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent along
time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again.
He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was absolutely no way his balls
were square and that he would win the bet. The next morning, at precisely 10:00
am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced
the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls
are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to
drop his pants so they could all see. The president did. The little old lady peered closely
at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president,
"$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he
noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The President
asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied,
"Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 AM today, I'd have The Bank of
Canada's president's balls in my hand."

:) ;) :)