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(Message started by: gladiola on Sep 14th, 2002, 2:13am)

Title: men are like...
Post by gladiola on Sep 14th, 2002, 2:13am
Men are like... Laxatives: They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like... Bananas: The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like... Vacations: They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like... Weather: Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like... Blenders: You need one, but you're not sure quite why.

Men are like... Chocolate bars: Sweet, smooth & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like... Coffee: The best ones are rich, warm & can keep you up all night long.

Men are like... Commercials: You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like... Department stores: Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like... Government bonds: They take sooooooo long to mature.

Men are like... Horoscopes: They always tell you what to do & are usually wrong.

Men are like... Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like... Popcorn: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like... Snowstorms: You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like... Lava Lamps: Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Title: Re: men are like...
Post by 2late on Sep 14th, 2002, 7:35pm
maybe you'd be more happy with a female companion ;)  nevermind whole new set of comparisons..LOL                                                                                              ...........2late

Title: Re: men are like...
Post by gladiola on Sep 14th, 2002, 8:20pm
Hey,  I didn't say I made this stuff up..I just pass it along...don't shoot the messenger  :P

g

Title: Re: men are like...
Post by 2late on Sep 14th, 2002, 8:34pm
didn't mean to make ya mad,glad  :) just threw it out there                                                                                                  ...........2late

Title: Re: men are like...
Post by gladiola on Sep 14th, 2002, 10:14pm
awww,  2late, wasn't ever mad..:P  takes more than that to set me off..  
fyi: am looking for a female version worthy of this board..LOL

take care,
g



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