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(Message started by: kim on Aug 30^th, 2002, 7:30am)

Title: The Three Bears - Behind the Legend
Post by kim on Aug 30^th, 2002, 7:30am

> > >It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest,and the Bear family is just waking up.
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table,he
looks into his small bowl.It is empty."Who's been eating my porridge?,"he squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair.He
looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty."Who's been eating my porridge?,"he roars.Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells,"For God's sake,how many times do we have to go through this?"It was Momma Bear who got up first,"It was Momma Bear who
woke up everyone in the house,"It was Momma Bear who made the Coffee,"It
was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night,and put
everything away,"It was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning
air to fetch the newspaper,"It was Momma Bear who set the table,"It was
Momma Bear who put the cat out,cleaned the litter box,and filled the cat's
water and food dish,"And,now that you've decided to drag your asses
downstairs and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good,cause I'm only going to say this one more time.
"I HAVEN'T MADE THE DAMN PORRIDGE YET!"

Title: Re: The Three Bears - Behind the Legend
Post by oringkid on Aug 30^th, 2002, 11:47am

LOL Kim!! ;D