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(Message started by: Elaine on Aug 25^th, 2002, 5:03pm)

Title: Hairspray
Post by Elaine on Aug 25^th, 2002, 5:03pm

A little boy and his grandfather are raking
leaves in the yard.
The
little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back
into its hole. He
says,
Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that
hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five
dollars you can't.
It's too
wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back
out with a can
of
hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is
straight and stiff as a
board.
Then he puts the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five
dollars, grabs the
hairspray,
and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the
grandfather comes back
out and hands the little boy another five
dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave
me five dollars."

The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from
your grandm a."