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(Message started by: Cry-or-die on Aug 16^th, 2002, 10:19am)

Title: Canada's Prime Minister is suicidal!
Post by Cry-or-die on Aug 16^th, 2002, 10:19am

A man on his way home from work in downtown Ottawa came to a dead halt in
traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual.
Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth
between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me,
Officer, what's the hold up?"

The Officer replies, "The Prime Minister is just so depressed about the
corruption scandals that he stopped his limo in the middle of the freeway
and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire.
He says the country hates him and he can't quit because he hasn't a big
enough pension to retire. I'm walking round taking up a collection for him".

"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"

"So far only about a hundred litres but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning."

Title: Re: Canada's Prime Minister is suicidal!
Post by Margi on Aug 16^th, 2002, 10:32am

<runs out to her car>

litre, hell - i'll donate the whole tank!!! what a goof he is. :(