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(Message started by: kim on Aug 15^th, 2002, 8:28pm)

Title: Cencorship- Ask a Priest!
Post by kim on Aug 15^th, 2002, 8:28pm

> The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he
> kept in the hen house out the back of the parish rectory. He had a cock
> rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night the cock rooster was
> missing and the priest suspected that it was the same time that the cock
> fights would occur in the village.
> So he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.
> At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the
> men stood up.
> "No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a
> cock?"
> All the women stood up.
> "No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a
> cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up.
> "No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my
> cock?"
> All the altar boys stood up.
>
:o

Title: Re: Cencorship- Ask a Priest!
Post by Tom on Aug 17^th, 2002, 4:13pm

Shame on you, Kim - 30 years ago I still was catholic...

ATB ! Thomas

Title: Re: Cencorship- Ask a Priest!
Post by Drk^Angel on Aug 23^rd, 2002, 3:24pm

LMAO! Thanks... I needed a good laugh today.

PFDAN................. Drk^Angel