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(Message started by: kim on Aug 2^nd, 2002, 5:10pm)

Title: the NEW ORDER........
Post by kim on Aug 2^nd, 2002, 5:10pm

> This ones cute:
> In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Time Warner implode, I
wanted to
> make a few close friends aware of the next expected mergers so you can get
in on
> the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations
in late
> 2002 and make yourself a bundle.
>
> 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and
> W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
>
> 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and
> become...Polly, Warner Cracker.
>
> 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMMGood.
>
> 4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car,Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to
> become, of course, ZipAudiDoDa.
>
> 5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS,
> and consolidate as FedUPS.
>
> 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become
> Fairwell Honeychild.
>
> 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.
>
> 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat'l Org. of Women will become Knott NOW!
>
> 9 "Stop and Shop" with "A&P". They will call themselves, for
> everyone's relief, " Stop and P"
:)