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(Message started by: gladiola on Jul 27^th, 2002, 12:53am)

Title: against my better judgement :P
Post by gladiola on Jul 27^th, 2002, 12:53am

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "I'll have a Bundy and ....................................................................................................................a coke. The bartender replies: "What's with the big pause?"
The bear responds: "I dunno... I've always had them."

Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.
The ceremony was crap but the Reception was Brilliant.
(NOTE: Aerials are like TV antennas)

"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "
"Is it common? "
"It's not unusual."

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.
And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. That means it's either my mum or my dad.
Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
But I think it's Colin.

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me: "Can you give me a lift?"
I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

Two cannibals eating a clown.
One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said
'Parking Fine.'
So that was nice."

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

Title: Re: against my better judgement :P
Post by Candy on Jul 28^th, 2002, 8:52pm

You're killing me, Glad! Just been through all of your posts and I'm still 'roflmao'! Keep 'em coming!