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(Message started by: TerryS on Jul 9^th, 2002, 10:38am)

Title: Little Jonny and Jenny
Post by TerryS on Jul 9^th, 2002, 10:38am

> Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that
they
> are in love.
>
> One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to
Jenny's
> father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says
"Mr.
> Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in
> marriage."
>
> Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well
Johnny,you
> are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to
think
> about it Johnny replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we
can
> both fit there nicely."
>
> Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay
> then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need
to
> support Jenny."
> Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance...Jenny makes 5 bucks a
week
> and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that
should
> do us just fine."
>
> By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much
> thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with
> something that Johnny won't have an answer to.
>
> After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got
> everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What
will
> you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
>
> Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so
far..." :-/