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(Message started by: Charlie on Jun 21^st, 2002, 5:21pm)

Title: The Friendly Skies
Post by Charlie on Jun 21^st, 2002, 5:21pm

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of New York after a hockey game. One sat
in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before
takeoff, an American got on and took the aisle seat. After takeoff,
the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in
when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a
beer."

"No problem," said the American, "I'll get it for you."While
he was gone, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in
it.
When the American returned with the beer, the other Arab said,
"That looks good, I think I'll have one too."
Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it and while he
was
gone, the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spat in it.
When the American returned to his seat, they all sat back and
enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the American slipped his
feet
into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must
this
go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This
animosity? This spitting in shoes, and pissing in beers.

Really Original Old Charlie