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(Message started by: TerryS on Jun 15^th, 2002, 3:44pm)

Title: George Bush & Moses
Post by TerryS on Jun 15^th, 2002, 3:44pm

>George Bush & Moses
>
>(Christian humor)
>George W. Bush was walking through an airport last week, when he saw an
>old man with white hair, a long white beard, wearing a long white robe
>and holding a staff.
>
>He walked up to the man, who was staring at the ceiling, and "Excuse me
>sir, aren't you Moses?"
>
>The man stood perfectly still and continued to stare at the ceiling,
>saying nothing.
>
>Again George W. asked, a little louder this time, "Excuse me sir, aren't
>you Moses?"
>
>Again the old man stared at the ceiling motionless without saying a
>word.
>
>George W. tried a third time, louder yet. "Excuse me sir, aren't you
>Moses?"
>
>Again, no movement or words from the old man. He continued to stare at
>the ceiling.
>
>One of George W.'s aides asked him if there was a problem, and George W.
>said, "Either this man is deaf or extremely rude. I have asked him three
>times if he was Moses, and he has not answered me yet."
>
>To which the man, still staring at the ceiling finally replied, "I can
>hear you and yes, I am Moses, but the last time I spoke to a bush, I
>spent 40 years wandering in the wilderness." ;D