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(Message started by: kim on Jun 12^th, 2002, 7:31am)

Title: Genie..........
Post by kim on Jun 12^th, 2002, 7:31am

> A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's
> lamp.
> She picked it up, rubbed it & a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked
> if she was entitled to three wishes.
> The Genie said "No. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in
> third world countries & fierce global competition, I can only grant you
> one wish. So what'll it be?"
> The woman didn't hesitate. She said "I want peace in the Middle East.
> See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."
> The Genie looked at the map & exclaimed "Gadzooks, lady! These countries
> have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I
> don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
> The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
> find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to
> cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along
> with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time and is faithful.
> That's what I wish for... a good mate."
> The Genie let out a long sigh & said,
> "Let me see that frickin' map!"
>