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(Message started by: sailpappy on Jun 4^th, 2002, 6:06pm)

Title: smiling swine
Post by sailpappy on Jun 4^th, 2002, 6:06pm

;DA farmer had five female pigs and as times were hard, he decided to
take them to the county fair and sell them.

While at the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male
pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split
everything 50/50.

As the farmers lived sixty miles from one another they agreed
to meet half-way and find a field in which to mate their pigs.

The first morning the farmer with the female pigs got up a 5
am, loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, and drove the thirty
miles.

While the pigs were mating he asked the other farmer, "How
will I know if they're pregnant?"

The other farmer replied, "Tomorrow morning, if they're in
the grass grazing, then they're pregnant. If they're in the mud, then
they're not."

The next morning they were rolling in the mud, so the farmer
called the other farmer, hosed his pigs off; loaded them into the family
station wagon again and drove off to try again.

The following morning, it was mud again !! This continued for
a week until one morning the farmer was so tired he couldn't get out
of bed.

He called out to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and
tell me if the pigs are in the mud or in the field."

"Well, neither," yelled his wife. "They're all in station
wagon, and one of them's honking the horn!"

Title: Re: smiling swine
Post by NotH20 on Jun 10^th, 2002, 2:23pm

Awww Pappy - good one! ;D

Mia