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(Message started by: kim on May 31^st, 2002, 6:57am)

Title: Men.......
Post by kim on May 31^st, 2002, 6:57am

Subject: FW: CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR

v>>ADULTS
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > * SIGN-UP BY MAY 28TH
>> >
>> >
>> > *NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF
>> > THEIR CONTENTS, EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8
>> > PARTICIPANTS EACH.
>> >
>> > TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS.
>> > * STEP BY STEP, WITH SLIDE PRESENTATION.
>> >
>> >
>> > TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE
>> > HOLDERS?
>> > * ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION.
>> >
>> >
>> > TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE
>> > TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP & AVOIDING THE
>> > FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
>> > * GROUP PRACTICE.
>> >
>> >
>> > TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE
>> > LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
>> > * PICTURES AND EXPLANATORY GRAPHICS.
>> >
>> >
>> > TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE:
>> > CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK?
>> > * EXAMPLES ON VIDEO
>> >
>> >
>> > TOPIC 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY:
>> > LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
>> > * HELPLINE SUPPORT AND SUPPORT GROUPS.
>> >
>> >
>> > TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH
>> > LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE
>> > HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
>> > * OPEN FORUM
>> >
>> >
>> > TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH:
>> > BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
>> > * GRAPHICS AND AUDIO TAPE.
>> >
>> >
>> > TOPIC 9 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
>> > * REAL LIFE TESTIMONIALS.
>> >
>> >
>> > TOPIC 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT
>> > QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS.
>> > * DRIVING SIMULATION.
>> >
>> >
>> > TOPIC 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES
>> > BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE.
>> > * ONLINE CLASS AND ROLE PLAYING.
>> >
>> >
>> > TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
>> > * RELAXATION. EXERCISES, MEDITATION AND BREATHING
>> > TECHNIQUES.
>> >
>> >
>> > TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING
>> > BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND
>> > CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
>> > * CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS AND FULL LOBOTOMIES
>> > OFFERED.
>> >

Title: Re: Men.......
Post by oringkid on May 31^st, 2002, 8:31am

LOL kim! I'm signing my hubby up for 1,2,4,5 and 7!

Sherry

Title: Re: Men.......
Post by clusterdome on May 31^st, 2002, 10:33pm

I'm working on 10 and 12. Can you blame me??? ::)

PFDAN................Ed

Title: Re: Men.......
Post by Cin on Jun 13^th, 2002, 1:47pm

Hubby needs all the above, really needs the ice cube class. LOL** Good one Kim**