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(Message started by: kim on May 29^th, 2002, 7:19pm)

Title: Girl's Nite Out???
Post by kim on May 29^th, 2002, 7:19pm

> > > Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came
back,
> > > right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the
> > > urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery.
Scared
> > > and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there
> > > anyway.The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so
she
> > > took off her panties and used them to clean herself and
> > > discarded them.The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm
not
> > > getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a
> > > flower wreath to clean herself.The morning after, the two husbands
were
> > > talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the
> > > other: " We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were
up
> > > to no good last night, my wife came home without her
> > > panties...".The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home
with
> > > a card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never forget
> > > you".
> >