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(Message started by: gladiola on May 24^th, 2002, 4:36pm)

Title: candy quiz
Post by gladiola on May 24^th, 2002, 4:36pm

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lolly one at a time and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began to say:

"Red.............Cherry"
"Yellow..........Lemon"
"Green...........Lime"
"Orange.........Orange"

Finally, the professor gave them all a honey-flavoured Lifesaver.

After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mum may sometimes call your daddy."

One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled
"Everybody spit them out....they're a**holes!!!"