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(Message started by: gladiola on May 19^th, 2002, 2:13pm)

Title: remember, I just pass them on..
Post by gladiola on May 19^th, 2002, 2:13pm

twelve priests were about to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line up in a straight
row, totally nude, in a garden, while a sexy,
beautiful, big- breasted, nude model danced before
them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis
and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when
she danced in front of them would not be ordained
because he had not reached a state of spiritual
purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first
candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response
from all the priests until she got to the final
priest.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that
it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.

Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent
over to pick up the bell.

As he bent over, all the other bells started to ring...