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(Message started by: gladiola on May 18^th, 2002, 5:39pm)

Title: husband/wife bbq
Post by gladiola on May 18^th, 2002, 5:39pm

Dan and his wife were working in their garden one day when Dan looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting big - I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measures the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yeah, I was right. Your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

The wife chooses to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, Dan is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks. (Duh!)

She answers: "Did you really think I was
going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"