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(Message started by: Edna on May 18^th, 2002, 8:52am)

Title: The pain of a father
Post by Edna on May 18^th, 2002, 8:52am

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon
their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the FATHER. He asked
if
they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of
it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even
10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor
to
go ahead and kick it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband
was
still feeling
fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at
how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to
feel
quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably,
the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
husband were ecstatic!

However, when they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch. Oh, the
pain!