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(Message started by: Charlie on May 16^th, 2002, 1:21pm)

Title: Marriage & Golf
Post by Charlie on May 16^th, 2002, 1:21pm

:o

Subject: Marriage and golf

To celebrate 50 years of marriage, a couple booked a weekend at Pebble
Beach.

On the third tee, the husband said, "Darling, I have to confess something.
Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope that you can
forgive me."
His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have
now is far more valuable. I forgive you." They embraced
and kissed.

On the seventeenth tee the wife said to her husband, "Darling, since we're
being honest with each other, I have something to tell you. Fifty-two years
ago I had a sex change operation, I was a man before we met."
The husband threw a fit! He cursed, threw his driver away, broke the rest
of his clubs one by one, tore at his clothes, screamed and ranted, "You
liar, you despicable cheat !
How could you? I trusted you, and you've been playing from the ladies' tee
all these years!" ::)

Really Cool Old Charlie 8)

Title: Re: Marriage & Golf
Post by BobG on May 16^th, 2002, 2:39pm

Golf is a strange game. No matter what you do, you're probably breaking some stupid rule.